David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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