actually, I'm a sock model
the condom got lost in my hair
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
