she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's always time for handjobs
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
