This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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