Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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