what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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