Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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