i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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