Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just cropdusted the office
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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