yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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