I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
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