So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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