I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Randomize
