Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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