K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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