what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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