Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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