I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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