I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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