jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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