My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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