Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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