i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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