I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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