i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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