You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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