i would punch a child for taco bell
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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