I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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