She announced her abortion via fbk
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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