I can't watch pbs sober anymore
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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