her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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