he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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