Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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