You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
barbara walters just said penis...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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