I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
This toilet bowl is my home.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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