That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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