I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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