Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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