You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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