no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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