dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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