Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
