He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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