Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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