you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Randomize