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let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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