last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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