you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Randomize
