yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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