what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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