I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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