wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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