Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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