You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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