I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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