i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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