If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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